Insert funny concert announcement here.

OK, we're not feeling overly creative just yet, but that's just the prose! The music will be great as always, including old smash hits like John Wriggle's 100 Grand a Year, Pat Muchmore's Fracture II (by popular demand!), and Andrea LaRose's breakbeat. We'll also have Ken Thomson's recent smash hit, Song, and the premiere of a brand-new Peter Hess proto-smash hit called Voiceprint.

To sweeten the deal, we'll throw in some microtonal guitar musings by Al Giusto. Hell, that'll give you a friggin' cavity. What more do you want? ... Directions? ... OK.

Safe-T-Gallery is located at 134 Bayard St. between Graham and Manhattan Avenues, on the border of Williamsburg and Greenpoint, Brooklyn. This is about a quarter-of-a-mile from either the L train Graham stop or the G train Nassau stop. For more complete instructions check out their website.