GET YOUR
RESOLUTIONS
ON WITH ASM

Saturday, Jan. 13th

 
Anti-Social Music and BAM Cafe Live have teamed up to help you fulfill your new year's resolutions. Er... no, not the one where you finally get laid... the one where you stop spending all your money on ipods, perfume, and cheap... well, you get the picture. That's right, this one's on us: absolutely free. No cover. Not even a drink minimum. Just those crazy ASM folks and their dulcet tones, just not necessarily on stage... or, sober. And who knows: maybe you'll find that special someone to help you with that other resolution of yours.

Saturday 13 January 9pm FREE!
BAM Café Live!
30 Lafayette St. (in the foyer and up the escalator)
NRDQ234 to Atlantic Ave. G to Fulton. C to Lafayette.

Featuring your favorites and rarely-heard treasures featuring double shots of: John Wriggle's Top Dog Third World AND Scooter's Rag, Pat Muchmore's shitfuckcumbastard AND PortRait_2,**NYC2k2 (that's right), Peter Hess' Salt or Hail AND Constellations, Bill Britelle's runaway hit Pink Taco AND uknowyouwannahowyougonna, and Andrea LaRose's Grunt Work for the Avant Garde AND Happy To Be One... along with Ken Thomson's Are You Ready To Meet Him? ..... Bring your friends! Bring your grandma!

featuring the unmatchable talents of JOHN ALTIERI, BILL BRITTELLE, JEAN COOK, PETER HESS, ANDREA LA ROSE, PAT MUCHMORE, JODY REDHAGE, ERIC ROCKWIN, MARIA SONEVYTSKY, PHILIPPA THOMPSON, KEN THOMSON, and JOHN WRIGGLE!

No excuses!
  
  Past Performances:

An Afternoon of Anti-Social Chamber Music! (25 Mar 2001)

Dig it -- We're Incorporated! (1 Dec 2001)

Oasis Grab Bag (11 May 2002)

Bored at work tomorrow? (20 Jun 2002)

Try not to break the fine china (21 Jun 2002)

ASM stole my girlfriend (4 July 2002)

Very Bad Gothic Poetry (3 Aug 2002)

What's that Lassie? (24 Aug 2002)

Don't you just hate that obnoxious little Darwin? (19 Oct 2002)

Look Ma! Indie opera! (23-25 Jan 2003)

New Music...With Moxie! (22 Feb 2003)

Return to Galapagos! (7 Jun 2003)

ASM Sings and Plays Out of Tune (11 Oct 2003)

ASM on the road, again (17-19 Oct 2003)

Hallowmas! (31 Oct 2003)

ASM vs Guignol (24 Nov 2003)

Late-notice Jersey (4 Jan 2004)

ASM saves Tokyo! (13 Mar 2004)

Insert funny here... (18 Apr 2004)

The Deadly Rhythms! (9 May 2004)

Gin and Tonic? Try ASM and Tonic! (11 July 2004)

Joe Maneri's Unknown Chamber Works (14 Aug 2004)

ASM Family Reunion in DC (28 Aug 2004)

ASM Splits the Difference (8 Oct 2004)

ASM Sleeps Around! (10 Dec 2004)

AWOL for ASM (8 and 18 Feb 2005)

Spooning with ASM (21 May 2005)

ASM Titters Coyly (8-10 Sept 2005)

His Name is ASM! (17 Sept 2005)

ASM Gives Feedback in Philly (12 Nov 2005)

ASM Does NOT Sing the Great American Songbook (10 Dec 2005)

ASM Purls Two (19 Jan 2006)

ASM Hits the Medium Time (23 Feb 2006)

ASM at Sarah Lawrence and The Rat Land (29 Mar/4 Apr 2006)

Nitration! (25 June/1&2 July 2006)

Come Out the Wilderness! (19-21 Sept 2006)

Give US a Chance (22 Oct 2006)

ASM's Gone Soft (10 Nov 2006)

The Climax of the Octopus (2 Dec 2006)

Get Your Resolutions on with ASM! (13 Jan 2007)

ASM: STUCK ON CAPS LOCK (4 Apr 2007)

änti-söcial müsic dons heavy-metal umlauts (22 Apr 2007)

Anti-Social Music Gets Toasted, Visits Bucolic Wonderland (12 May 2007)

I HATE SEA BASS: On Willful Obscurantism in William Brittelle's Mohair Time Warp (8 Jun 2007)

Mohair Time Warp Redux (27 Jun 2007)

OOTASM!!! (30 Sept 2007)

Feeling Conservative? (10 Nov 2007)

Muchmore Music — Muchmore Pierogies (13 Dec 2007)

COME TO THE FRONT! (24, 24, 27 Feb 2008)

Playing Some Music (13 Mar 2008)