ANTI-SOCIAL MUSIC CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT, AS PERFORMED BY THE U.S. DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY WEBSITE AND MICROSOFT WORD'S "FIND & REPLACE" FUNCTION. THANK YOU.
 

Street terms for Anti-Social Music: blow, nose candy, snowball, tornado, wicky stick, "The loudly evolving soundtrack to the steady corrosion of tradition", new music with moxie!

What are the different forms of Anti-Social Music?
   -White crystalline powder; "Crack" or "rock" Anti-Social Music is an off-white chunky material.


How is Anti-Social Music used?
   -Powdered Anti-Social Music is generally snorted or dissolved in water and injected.
   -Anti-Social Music is often enjoyed socially in concert form.


Who uses Anti-Social Music?
   -Anti-Social Music is the second most commonly used illicit drug in the United States.
   -About 10 percent of Americans over the age of 12 have tried Anti-Social Music at least once in their lifetime, about 2 percent have tried crack, and nearly one percent is currently using Anti-Social Music.
   -As noted by NYPress, the primary audience for Anti-Social music is "punk rockers who went to orchestra camp".


How much does Anti-Social Music cost?
   -Anti-Social Music prices depend upon the purity of the product.
   -Anti-Social Music prices remains low and stable, which suggests a steady supply to the United States.    -For example, on Sunday, June 8th at Galapagos, Anti-Social Music costs merely $6.99.


What are some consequences of Anti-Social Music use?
   -Anti-Social Music is powerfully addictive.
   -The mixing of Anti-Social Music and alcohol create cocaethylene while increasing risk of sudden death.


Where can I find Anti-Social Music?
Saturday, June 7th @ Galapagos (70 N. 6th St., Brooklyn) 7pm, $6.99

Featuring music of Peter Hess, Pat Muchmore, Franz Nicolay, John Wriggle, Dan Lasaga, Andrea LaRose, Bill Brittelle, Ken Thomson

As performed by Judith Berkson - Paul Chuffo - Ty Citerman - Melissa Collum Jean Cook - Leanne Darling - Peter Hess - Rob Hudson - Andrea LaRose - Harry Marenstein - Pat Muchmore - Danny Mulligan - Dan Neustadt - Franz Nicolay - Eric Rockwin - Ken Thomson - Karen Waltuch - John Wriggle - George Wright



How will Anti-Social Music make me feel?
   -"There's this stereotype of music in the big city. Kids leave home playing Mozart and Bach, go to music school in, say, New York, and come home playing some of the weirdest stuff around. Suffice it to say the folks who are collectively known as Anti-Social Music are never going home." - Aiding & Abetting

   -"They’re bringing not punk rock but punk orchestra to the people." - NYPress

For more information, e-mail info@antisocialmusic.org.

  Past Performances:

An Afternoon of Anti-Social Chamber Music! (25 Mar 2001)

Dig it -- We're Incorporated! (1 Dec 2001)

Oasis Grab Bag (11 May 2002)

Bored at work tomorrow? (20 Jun 2002)

Try not to break the fine china (21 Jun 2002)

ASM stole my girlfriend (4 July 2002)

Very Bad Gothic Poetry (3 Aug 2002)

What's that Lassie? (24 Aug 2002)

Don't you just hate that obnoxious little Darwin? (19 Oct 2002)

Look Ma! Indie opera! (23-25 Jan 2003)

New Music...With Moxie! (22 Feb 2003)

Return to Galapagos! (7 Jun 2003)

ASM Sings and Plays Out of Tune (11 Oct 2003)

ASM on the road, again (17-19 Oct 2003)

Hallowmas! (31 Oct 2003)

ASM vs Guignol (24 Nov 2003)

Late-notice Jersey (4 Jan 2004)

ASM saves Tokyo! (13 Mar 2004)

Insert funny here... (18 Apr 2004)

The Deadly Rhythms! (9 May 2004)

Gin and Tonic? Try ASM and Tonic! (11 July 2004)

Joe Maneri's Unknown Chamber Works (14 Aug 2004)

ASM Family Reunion in DC (28 Aug 2004)

ASM Splits the Difference (8 Oct 2004)

ASM Sleeps Around! (10 Dec 2004)

AWOL for ASM (8 and 18 Feb 2005)

Spooning with ASM (21 May 2005)

ASM Titters Coyly (8-10 Sept 2005)

His Name is ASM! (17 Sept 2005)

ASM Gives Feedback in Philly (12 Nov 2005)

ASM Does NOT Sing the Great American Songbook (10 Dec 2005)

ASM Purls Two (19 Jan 2006)

ASM Hits the Medium Time (23 Feb 2006)

ASM at Sarah Lawrence and The Rat Land (29 Mar/4 Apr 2006)

Nitration! (25 June/1&2 July 2006)

Come Out the Wilderness! (19-21 Sept 2006)

Give US a Chance (22 Oct 2006)

ASM's Gone Soft (10 Nov 2006)

The Climax of the Octopus (2 Dec 2006)

Get Your Resolutions on with ASM! (13 Jan 2007)

ASM: STUCK ON CAPS LOCK (4 Apr 2007)

änti-söcial müsic dons heavy-metal umlauts (22 Apr 2007)

Anti-Social Music Gets Toasted, Visits Bucolic Wonderland (12 May 2007)

I HATE SEA BASS: On Willful Obscurantism in William Brittelle's Mohair Time Warp (8 Jun 2007)

Mohair Time Warp Redux (27 Jun 2007)

OOTASM!!! (30 Sept 2007)

Feeling Conservative? (10 Nov 2007)

Muchmore Music — Muchmore Pierogies (13 Dec 2007)

COME TO THE FRONT! (24, 24, 27 Feb 2008)

Playing Some Music (13 Mar 2008)